I am out of coffee.
My cat peed on my bed. I found out at midnight.
I had to sleep on a sheet with a beach blanket.
Starting my day with laundry....
My feather bed ripped in the washer. Feather bed is now in the garbage.
I'm late for work because I'm waiting for my comforter.
My cat won't eat his food. He grabbed a piece of meat from his bowl and dumped it on my carpet.
He hid another piece in my laundry. THAT HE PEED ON.
It's not a good day.
My neighbours probably hate me because I'm using up all the hot water when they are trying to get ready for work.